Monthly Archives: November 2005

A Doctor Writes – Inferiority?

As a doctor I am often asked, “do smallholders ever suffer from an inferiority complex?” Generally the answer is no. I have found during my long medical career that statistically, smallholders are less likely than most other groups to suffer from the feelings of inferiority or inadequacy. However, there are of course “the exceptions which…

A Doctor Writes – Contagious?

“Dear Doctor, is a smallholding contagious?” writes a worried reader. I am often asked this question and the answer is “no”, however recent medical research suggests that the condition could be genetic. The symptoms often manifest themselves in later rather than earlier life and can cause considerable stress to the sufferers family even though the…

The Lucky Hatch

As I’ve mentioned in previous Biddy stories we’ve never kept a cockerel, in order to keep the Biddies happy we buy in fertile eggs for them to hatch. One very late spring “Ami” went broody, so we hunted around and bought her a mixed setting of Silkie eggs, hoping this would result in a brood…

A Goose Called Wilf

We’ve never kept a cockerel, but almost all of our Biddies are Silkies (a breed notorious for going broody) and therefore we regularly buy-in eggs to hatch. One summer we bought white Silkie eggs resulting in a brood of chicks in January the following year; and as is usual with Silkies, continue laying until they…

Backyard Biddies

Do any of you ever wonder how on earth you came to keep the type of stock you do? Most of us grew up in an era when everyone’s family had at the very least a few hens in the back garden, or even a pig. Now I imagine those of you who have smallholdings…

The Month After Christmas

T’was the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk…

Our Day Out

To Egton Show we planned to go, We had our picnic packed, But when we checked the calendar The proper date we lacked. A different spot we had to plot, For staying put was nix, We loaded up and off we drove To Harlow Carr Botanics. The journey down was reasonable, Just a hiccup round…

Highland Show

The Smallholders have an annual trip, Up to the Highland Show, Margaret Jobson arranges the bus, And everyone’s invited to go When it gets near the date, and there’s still some vacant places, Margaret puts an ad. in the local rag, and it’s then we see new faces. The bus departs at an early hour,…

Craft Club Surgery

Friday night at the Craft Club Is like a waiting room at the Docs We think we are fit and healthy But we’re nowt but a bunch of crocs I look around the assembled company Then slowly my eyes look back The first one I pick out is Peter For years he’s had a bad…

The Craft Club

The Craft Club is held on a Friday, At Callerton once every week. Folks try their hand at whatever they like, And later have a wee bite to eat. The spinners are busy with fleeces, To make bonny yarn to knit up. Others do a little bit of sewing, And there’s biscuits and hot tea…

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